"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"

Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

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nowgiveusakiss-a:

My friend found these in tescos

Clearly there’s a supernatural fan in our midst

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theonewhosawitall:

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.

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glittertech:

sweetmotherofyaoi:

oh god.

We’re that bad, huh?

Neopets.

Did you do the thing, Neopets?

Tell me the truth, Neopets.

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nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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paintingyourwing:

giantspacefetus:

get in, no time to explain

what’s with all these math problems coming to life

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thelittleturtleduck:

doctoroket:

kakarikovillage:

the snack that smiles back

children

what is wrong with this website

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ronandhermionealways:

heartwarming:

#lol can we deal with ron and harry’s what’s up bro faces? #while hermione goes on and panics

I’m dying I love it

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dad-butts:

krill-ex:

god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures

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They were probably his first creations and he was so ashamed that he tried hiding them.

It’s like his old dA account

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